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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    111. Because greggdoyel is on, and fear of him finding me out makes performing out of the question.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    112. Because if Dools isn't doing it, I'm not interested.
     
  3. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    113. Because her cats are sitting on the bed and that shit creeps me you out
     
  4. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    114. because i foolishly just tipped $60 on valet parking and now i can't afford to pay the hooker.
     
  5. KG

    KG Active Member

    115. Because Daisy thinks it's a "lets all hide under the covers" type of game where she's welcome.
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    116. Because the electric socket's giving you eyes you've never gotten from a woman.
     
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    117. Because you can't see in the dark when you've lost power for four days.
     
  8. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    118.) Because your idea of birth control involves drinking Surge throughout high school because your classmates said it makes dudes sterile.
     
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