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Why not to have sex.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    OK, we've come up with more than 500 reasons to have sex as of this posting. But sometimes, surely, there's a good reason not to. Sooo...

    1. Chris Hansen greeted you at the door.
    2. The writ is clear: 500 feet is 500 feet.
    3. Because you're a lot shallower than Dennis Kucinich's wife.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Re: Why to not have sex.

    Let me fetch a bunch of verses from Leviticus and get back to you.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    4. You have no next-door neighbor with a back door.
  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    5. Because her flare-up hasn't subsided.

    That's about all I got.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I thought the front door was the back door.
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    6.) She told you she has an STD ... the KID. (a socially crude and unacceptable friend told me that one over the weekend)
  7. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    7. I read a scheizainc post.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    8. You can find something else to do with the eight seconds.
  9. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    9. I'm no switch hitter.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    10. You gave her ONE FRIGGIN' DRINK TOO MANY!
  11. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    11. Because you're Mikey
  12. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    12. There's a hockey game on.
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