Why must men's room be so nasty?

Our plant is in an office building where we must share the bathrooms with about six other businesses and the public.
There are two stalls and two urinals.
I've gotten used to the fact that many people refuse to flush the urinals, leaving a yellow pool of whiz for the next dude to pee into.
This afternoon, upon entering a stall, the bowl was full of paper and poop.
Why can't these morons flush a f-ing toilet?
It's getting to be an epidemic.

 

When I would work at/drink for free the bar where everyone knew my name, the biggest lament was not from the men's room, but the ladies room. They'd bitch about its condition as they trashed the place.
Men aren't even close.

 

The women's room was always worse than the men's room during my bartender years.

 

From my days as a gas-station pump jockey/general flunky, I can attest:

Men's rooms are much worse in terms of consistent day-to-day condition.

Women's rooms reach pinnacles of puke-triggering disgust much worse than the men's.

 

At least there's a couch in the women's room.

 

Dude, we're guys. It's what we do.

 

George Michael enjoys the LA bathrooms.

 

Idaho's Larry Craig loves Minneapolis cans, too.

 

Because the goatfuckers know someone will step in behind them, flush the pee- or shit-filled johns and pick up or kick around paper, TP or whatever they leave behind.

What's terrible is taking a young child into such a bathroom and they don't realize it's a germ pit created by slovenly bastards. So they hop on the toilet, touch it, drop trou to the nasty floor, etc.

 

My 10-year-old will crap almost anywhere, Wal-Mart, McDonald's, gas station, you name it, unlike the old man, who will only shit at home or work.
But even he is starting to pass on johns that are too nasty.

 

Us men of the world were apparently taught not to care what bathrooms look like in high school, as I can attest from poo-ing in several different bathrooms around West Texas a couple of weeks ago.
And I still say, the lack of stall doors is worse than the dirtiness.

 

Isn't it weird how only the clean bathrooms have the toilet-seat covers, not the skanky places where you actually could use one?