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Why is Dolph Lundgren singing Elvis, playing drums and breaking blocks of ice?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Steak Snabler, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I thought about digging up the old YouTube thread, but this really deserves its own:

    If I hadn't quit smoking pot in 2002, I'd swear this was a pipe dream ...
  2. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Saw this on The Soup last night .... outstanding stuff.
  3. spup1122

    spup1122 New Member

    I figured he was getting in shape for that movie with Mac and Charlie.
  4. Michael Echan

    Michael Echan Member



  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    If you think that's strange, I give you Mike Tyson on the Italian version of "Dancing With the Stars."

  6. Michael Echan

    Michael Echan Member

    Sorry, but after watching Tyson in The Hangover and Rice-Emmitt-LT in DWTS, that doesn't shock me. A German B-list action "star" singing Elvis while "dancing," though? That's more shocking than a small dog eating a wheel of cheese, then pooping in the fridge!
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    The plot of "Rocky Balboa II": 60-year-old Rocky, Iron Curtain defectee Ivan Drago and Chicago strip-club bouncer Clubber Lang take Vegas by storm with their Elvis stage act.
  8. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    No Thunderlips?
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Along with the Herman Munster-esque singing and dancing, the best part to me is the self-satisfied smirk Lundgren gives at the end of the song, as if to say:

    "Yeah, I know I brought the house down. Let's see Rutger Hauer top that shit!"
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    He'll be playing the standup bass.
  11. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    +1. And don't forget Dennis' contribution.

    "Then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab, full penetration. Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration -- And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends."
  12. BRoth

    BRoth Member

    I think the correct answer to this thread is "why not?"
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