Why I'll never make fun of Barry Manilow again

I can NOT be bought in a store!

 

Zeke, Barry is wrong.
Just because she doesn't think like him doesn't mean she's dangerous, it means she's got an opposing view.
Nothing more, nothing less.

 

What a fucking baby. And yes, an intolerant one at that.

 

I hate you.

 

"Oh, I love my I-JAG child
She got the way to make me happy
She and I, we go in style
Sweet I-JAG, you're a store-bought woman
But you make me sing like a guitar hummin'
So hang on to me, girl
Our song keeps runnin' on..."

 

Show Dick some respect!

 

Play it now, play it now, play it loud my IJAG...

I saw Neil Diamond in concert a few years back, and he picked a cougar out of the front row to come sit on this mini-lounge just off the stage while he held her hand and sang "Girl, You'll Be A Woman, Soon".

I doubt she came more than five or six times.

 

Urban legend: "Cracklin' Rosie" is about a blow-up doll. Actually, it makes sense. Though the image of a cocaine-and-chablis-addled Neil Diamond fucking a anthromorphic balloon is scary, indeed.

 

Irish, that sounds way too much like Will Ferrell's "Neil Diamond: Storytellers" SNL skit.

 

http://cbs4denver.com/local/local_story_258183427.html

That'll learn ya...
Will Barry bitch about this?

 

A cougar to Neil Diamond? Wouldn't that make her like 92?

 

No, she was a cougar but probably only in her mid-40s.

I guess that's still a groupie to Neil.

Just all part of Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show...