"Why I Will Never Date A Feminist"

I think that his ugliness is beyond the physical.

 

Everything the clown wrote betrays his complete lack of confidence, particularly as it pertains to women.

 

I realize confidence is not something common among sportswriters, so I understand the confusion.

 

Sure, he's basically a hideous Tucker Max, but in general, confidence is a net positive for an individual.

 

If women aren't the problem, then who is?

 

I would have posted what I did if he looked like the prettiest bastard test tube baby of Sam Elliot and Paul Newman. What he wrote was ugly.

 

So you like a more rugged look?

 

If Lena Dunham wrote this, the Internet would be agog with her being so fierce.

 

Yeah, except that's not even remotely true, since when she whined about Odell Beckham not wanting to bone her last week, the Internet crushed her so severely she had to apologize.

 

After she got a TV show for her fierceness.

 

If you made a Venn diagram of "People who watch GIRLS" and "People who write about GIRLS" it would almost be a fucking circle.

It's the least-watched part of the zeitgeist in the history of American culture.