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"Why I Will Never Date A Feminist"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Double Down, Sep 8, 2016.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I can't stop laughing at this.

    Possibly for the same reasons you will never ride a unicorn, bro.


    Why I'll never date a feminist
  2. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    "I'm going to write something I think is profound but is really just painfully obvious to anyone over the age of 30" columns are my favorite columns.
    gingerbread likes this.
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Oh my goodness, this wins the Not The Onion award of the year.
    Double Down likes this.
  4. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I think he plagiarized my "Why I decided to never hit a home run in the World Series" column.
  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Dude also tweeted: "Listen up. Your Epi-pens are not more expensive because of capitalism, they're more expensive because the government."

    Real winner, there.
  6. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    He actually wrote something? He didn't just post his picture?
    cyclingwriter2 likes this.
  7. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    There is no way this is real.
  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure what's more awesomer, his sideburns or his teeth.
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    The joke's going to be on us when he becomes a field reporter for Hannity, though.
  10. Mr. Sunshine

    Mr. Sunshine Well-Known Member

    Looks like half the posters around here.
  11. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Member

    Bless your heart.
    I wouldn't boff you with genitalia on loan from Ann Coulter.
  12. typefitter

    typefitter Well-Known Member

    I actually feel bad for the guy in that pic. Every single one of his features is unattractive. Like, does he really have to have razor burn, too? Just short-strawed on every physical front, excepting his magnificent ginger sideburns. Those should be in a gallery under glass.
    PCLoadLetter likes this.
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