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Why I Don't Golf

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Birddog, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Birddog

    Birddog Guest

    Can you believe this?:
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So no one said quit hitting balls at the damn bird?


    Did people do dumb and inhumane things before video was prevelant?
  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    That's going to be a very costly "birdie."
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    That's really why you don't golf?
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Did he do the golf-ball-off-the-head-of-the-club trick 50 times before nailing the hawk like a fungo, a la Tiger?
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    If he swung only once, I'd be impressed with his accuracy. That it took him 10 times shows why he's on the Nationwide Tour, I suppose.

    The worst thing I ever hit was a flagstick 50 yards down range while warming up for a Futures Tour pro-am event. Problem was the ball that hit it came off of a shanked drive, rattling the flagstick like one of those old-school doorstops. Some pros turned around, saw me, and started to laugh. I responded with a genteel tip of the cap.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I don't golf because I've just never had an interest in it.
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I don't golf because my first newspaper boss tried to use it as a way to turn me into his buddies' whipping boy. Buncha elitist assholes. Some good people in golf, but it seems to have more than its share of egomaniacal jerks. So I stay away. I'm sure I'm not missed.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well don't start now. When this gets out, hawks will be attacking golfers left and right.
  11. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Dave Winfield believes it.
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Randy Johnson laughs in the direction of this thread.
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