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Why I Don't Golf

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Birddog, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. Birddog

    Birddog Guest

    Can you believe this?:
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Who cares? It's a rat with wings.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So no one said quit hitting balls at the damn bird?


    Did people do dumb and inhumane things before video was prevelant?
  4. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Active Member

    That's going to be a very costly "birdie."
  5. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    That's really why you don't golf?
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Did he do the golf-ball-off-the-head-of-the-club trick 50 times before nailing the hawk like a fungo, a la Tiger?
  7. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    If he swung only once, I'd be impressed with his accuracy. That it took him 10 times shows why he's on the Nationwide Tour, I suppose.

    The worst thing I ever hit was a flagstick 50 yards down range while warming up for a Futures Tour pro-am event. Problem was the ball that hit it came off of a shanked drive, rattling the flagstick like one of those old-school doorstops. Some pros turned around, saw me, and started to laugh. I responded with a genteel tip of the cap.
  8. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I don't golf because I've just never had an interest in it.
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I don't golf because my first newspaper boss tried to use it as a way to turn me into his buddies' whipping boy. Buncha elitist assholes. Some good people in golf, but it seems to have more than its share of egomaniacal jerks. So I stay away. I'm sure I'm not missed.
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Well don't start now. When this gets out, hawks will be attacking golfers left and right.
  11. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Dave Winfield believes it.
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Randy Johnson laughs in the direction of this thread.
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