Why have sex?

117. Because it's part of her internship.

 

118. Because it's a fun thing to do while you both watch the hockey game.

119. Because you need to do something with all the perishables you bought from the discount megawarehouse

120. Because it can be fun with KY Jelly or grape jelly

 

121. Because Iowa's winning big.

http://tinyurl.com/5e85p2

Crowd cheered Metrodome sexcapade
While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State also were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say that a man and woman were "having relations" in one of the bathroom stalls as a crowd cheered them on.
The man, 26 and from Linden, Iowa, and the woman 38 and from Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.
A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
Both were intoxicated, said Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.

PAUL WALSH

 

That reminds me, my lower back is kinda sore. Could you walk on it for me?

 

I bet those were fun rides home.

 

122. Because she isn't getting enough at home

 

123. Because she is what you thought she was.

 

124.) Because she has three holes and two hands.

 

Sure. In the shower OK?

125. Because walk-in hotel shower has three showerheads, not just one.

 

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THAT ONE??

 

I don't know, man. I don't know.