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Why have sex?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    555. Because she turns the lights off after leaving the room, strictly in an effort to save electricity.
     
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    556. Because Trey Creamon would be an awesome porn name.
     
  3. Gomer

    Gomer Active Member

    I didn't want to put that kind of extra effort into the post.
     
  4. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    557.) Because you've been trying to nail her for most of your adult life and she's finally single.

    558.) Because your porn name is Johnny Drama and you just found out about the show Entourage.
     
  5. In Exile

    In Exile Member

    559.) Mere tool of my DNA.
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    560. Because Without a Trace was pre-empted.
     
  7. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    561. Because I can.
     
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    562. Because someone offered to pay for it.
     
  9. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    563. Because you're a former TV star who never got famous in the USA, but you're in France and your show is one of the most popular items on French Amazon.com.
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's where we differ, my friend. I've got that kind of time.
     
  11. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    564. Because I wanted cream in my latte.
     
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