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Why have sex?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Nov 25, 2008.

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  1. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    93) Because it's your last night in your old apartment.
     
    luckyducky, Nov 25, 2008
    #37
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    94. Because your show's over, Charlie Brown.
     
    zeke12, Nov 25, 2008
    #38
  3. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    I'm disappointed we got to No. 92 before figuring that out.

    95) Because the neighbors are watching.
     
    luckyducky, Nov 25, 2008
    #39
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    96. Because the neighbors are listening.
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Nov 25, 2008
    #40
  5. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    97.) Because the neighbors are joining in.
     
    three_bags_full, Nov 25, 2008
    #41
  6. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    98) Because he's only in town for the weekend and you'll never have to see him again.
     
    luckyducky, Nov 25, 2008
    #42
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    99. Because I lose all counting ability if I don't have enough sex.
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 25, 2008
    #43
  8. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    100. Because the golf course is closed.
     
    playthrough, Nov 25, 2008
    #44
  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    101. Because there are only so many ways I can make love with my hand. /blink 182
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Nov 25, 2008
    #45
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    102. Because the general manager gets off watching his wife.

    Wait ... T.M.I.?
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Nov 25, 2008
    #46
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    103. Because the day ends in "y"
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 25, 2008
    #47
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    104. because her body makes a Y shape when her legs are spread.
     
    Tom Petty, Nov 25, 2008
    #48
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