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Why have sex?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Nov 25, 2008.

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  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Ripped from the HIMYM thread, this list featured last night on the show. Fifty reasons to have sex.
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    http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/images/content/50_reasons.jpg

    I thought I'd give SportsJournalists.commers a chance to add other reasons. Starting off with...

    51) Revenue
    52) Trying to win "the belt."
    53) Teacher says she'll flunk you otherwise.
    54) How often do you get a chance to boff the governor of New York?
    55) Wedding hookup (bridesmaids!)

    Have at it.
     
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    Killick, Nov 25, 2008
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  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    54) was already kinda listed..... 27) Your one chance w/a celebrity

    As for me, I'm not sure I could top 41), but I'll try.....

    56) Ugly ogre contest (hey, nobody said sex has to be with a good-looking person)
    57) Drown out the people in the next room/apartment who are already having sex
    58. That porno was really hot!!
    59) Compare them to your last bf/gf/spouse
    60) Because somebody said you couldn't
     
    Double J, Nov 25, 2008
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  3. Appgrad05

    Appgrad05 Active Member

    See: No. 41.
     
    Appgrad05, Nov 25, 2008
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  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    New 60) Killing time in the Minneapolis airport. :p
     
    Killick, Nov 25, 2008
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  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Accepted Buyout?

    Hangover Remedy?
     
    zeke12, Nov 25, 2008
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  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    I was thinking in terms of, you're dating someone but not married and you're visiting her parents for the weekend and you know you really shouldn't and may have even been told outright not to, but...... ;)
     
    Double J, Nov 25, 2008
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  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    This is kinda tough to do without the actual list. But hoping not to repeat:

    61. Need someone to keep you from falling on the way home from the bar.
    62. Carpal tunnel syndrome.
    63. Because the hobo turned her down.
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 25, 2008
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  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    64. Because Mikey can't.
     
    BYH, Nov 25, 2008
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  9. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    65. Because I can last longer than BYH
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Nov 25, 2008
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  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i'd have to hit it twice for No. 64.
     
    Tom Petty, Nov 25, 2008
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  11. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    66.) Because I can't read the fucking list.
     
    three_bags_full, Nov 25, 2008
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  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    67.) Because right click > properties > copy and paste the URL works
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Nov 25, 2008
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