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Why does everything have to suck?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Grimace, Jun 10, 2008.

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  1. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    No chin...or he could be all chin.

    But I hear the Wendy's girl thinks that's hot.
     
    playthrough, Jun 10, 2008
    #13
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    No parents to impress, either.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 10, 2008
    #14
  3. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Companion? Hmmm. Those rumors about Ronald McDonald were true, huh?
     
    andyouare?, Jun 10, 2008
    #15
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And a name like Grimace automatically gives off a bad vibe.

    But you and...Barney. I could see it, if you swing that way. But what do you care, you have no discernible genitalia, anyway.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jun 10, 2008
    #16
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Just pull down your pants and let the good times roll then.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jun 10, 2008
    #17
  6. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Did those rumors have something to do with the size of his feet? If so, you'd think Grimace would be happier...assuming he likes that sort of thing.
     
    outofplace, Jun 10, 2008
    #18
  7. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    He doesn't have any pants either.
     
    Lugnuts, Jun 10, 2008
    #19
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Roll up the fur? Push the fat rolls to the side? I am not too sure about what Grimace-like creatures do.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jun 10, 2008
    #20
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I guess that you'll probably just have to roll yourself in flour and look for the wet spot.
     
    Oggiedoggie, Jun 10, 2008
    #21
  10. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    That dirty, slut, bitch, whore.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Jun 10, 2008
    #22
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    You know from experience?
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jun 10, 2008
    #23
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I could really go for a Frosty right about now.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 10, 2008
    #24
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