Why did this make the national wire?

Ooooh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was:

At least she bought it, right?

 

You work for the city. It was your turn.

 

Armchair, can you bring your creamy little friend along with you and join us?

 

Zeke, you are so fucking fired.

 

Look, I got news for you, Bubbler. I'm not locked up in this thread with you because it's a good time. Frankly, I've had better times, okay? I'm here because I think the movie is funny. Is it? Is it? If you have something, give it to me now, but don't stand there and act coy and say "Fuck you", because, quite frankly, it's a waste of all of our time. And you know what? I don't have any more time. I have no more fucking time.