Why did this make the national wire?

Most places a guy playing guitar in his underwear downtown would get arrested. In New York, he's a celebrity.

 

No caffeine.

 

Come on, how often do you get the chance? You can't just do it and not say it.

 

Sometimes you can just smell a horrendously shitty day on the way, can't you?

 

Oh yeah, RIP Mr. Atkinson.

 

What about something fun? Don't we have anything fun today?

 

Oh, Buckdub, this might interest you. The mother whale in the Ukraine had triplets.

 

This thread sucked in the beginning then it went too far.

 

Big scoop from the Bubbler. Pinhead's brother cancels trip.

 

What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here.

 

You made my wife cry when she reads the paper.

 

I'd watch The Paper to participate in this thread, but it's not worth it.