Why did Stu just do that?

Wonder if Stu pulls the old glass-eye scam that Dean Martin used in "Rio Bravo" to get himself free drinks.

ESPN, worldwide leader in insulting intelligence.

 

And why "my man Kobe" while doing the postgame highlights on Sportscenter?

Made me cringe.

 

Cause he's hip, he's now, he can relate to the kids...

 

Is it true that Kobe took out Stu's eye and skull-fucked him after the loss?

 

Right idea, wrong hole.

 

Stu has nothing on the genius who decided to tie in Coors Light Cold Hard Facts and Fave Five among others, to ESPN content. It's getting to be as bad as a baseball game on the radio.

 

Agreed. The thing that pisses me off most about the Cold Hard Facts is that they're not er, um, uh, facts.

 

ESPN has pimped the NBA for a long time now, bud. Where ya been?

 

I think this broke new wind ground, even for The Mouse

 

What do you mean Dan Oregon, presented by Kohl's? It's just home run marketing, sponsored by your local Ford Dealership. ESPN and the NBA are just trying to turn a Verizon double play. Let's a take a 30-second break, brought to you by Johnson Plumbing. We'll be right back for the Firestone fifth inning.

 

I didn't find this as bad as the men's health website they've been advertising. But at least there Scott got the colon.