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Why beers and bears don't mix.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, Aug 20, 2007.

  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

    The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

    "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

    Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. E-mail to a friend E-mail to a friend
  2. BRoth

    BRoth Member

    Saw that today when another reporter sent it my way. That quote has quickly climbed my ranks of favorites.

    You have to appreciate the fact he took off his clothes before being eaten. I wonder if he put an apple in his mouth.

    Other than that, this is horrible, and stupid.
  3. Colbert will be all over this.
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    So will the Darwin Award folks.
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    Probably offered the bears a Coors Light. That's enough to get anyone killed.
  6. Hustle

    Hustle Guest

    Probably washed him down with a Rainier... or several.
  7. Googlaw

    Googlaw Member

    Clothes off? I guaranteed he tried to have sex with it.
  8. BRoth

    BRoth Member

    Honestly, I never even thought of that. But now that the idea is planted, that's definitely it.

    Well played.
  9. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Godless killing machines. Period.
  12. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member


    Who says they don't mix? :D
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