Why beers and bears don't mix.

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans. E-mail to a friend E-mail to a friend

 

Saw that today when another reporter sent it my way. That quote has quickly climbed my ranks of favorites.

You have to appreciate the fact he took off his clothes before being eaten. I wonder if he put an apple in his mouth.

Other than that, this is horrible, and stupid.

 

Colbert will be all over this.

 

So will the Darwin Award folks.

 

Probably offered the bears a Coors Light. That's enough to get anyone killed.

 

Probably washed him down with a Rainier... or several.

 

Clothes off? I guaranteed he tried to have sex with it.

 

Honestly, I never even thought of that. But now that the idea is planted, that's definitely it.

Well played.

 

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771517

 

Godless killing machines. Period.

 

Who says they don't mix?