Why Are The Kardashians Always on My TV Set?

Wants to know what you've got against him.

 

Talk about your slant rhyme.

 

They also look like they'd be very hairy.

 

I only recently saw one of them. I kept hearing that name over and over, but I'm not interested. They look pretty trashy, from what I've seen.

 

To answer the original question: Because you watch E! incessantly?

 

They can't really be escaped. If you don't watch them on TV, you still have them staring out at you from the covers of all the magazines in the checkout lines at the grocery stores.

Fame whores, the lot of them. And, yes, as trashy as the day is long.

 

You must have the wrong kind of TV. They're never on mine.

 

Because if you look into the abyss, the abyss looks into you, too.

 

Has Bruce turned in his man card and penis yet? He is absolutely pathetic.

 

I remember when Kim jacked Reggie Bush's interview immediately after the Super Bowl. I have never felt so bad for a guy I really don't care about in my life. Looked like he was already whipped into submission . . . but what I remember most was Kim basically claiming that she has gotten Reggie on track and focused, and the SB title was what it led to . . . she said she was going to have to quit her job and do that full time. I was thinking, "um, what job exactly does she have?"

 

Speaking of, how do you think Reggie feels about the video of his girl getting destroyed by another dude?