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Why Are The Kardashians Always on My TV Set?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Boom_70, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Can someone explain to me how the Kardashian clan became celebrities other than their father being the attorney for a murderer.

    You cannot channel surf without finding one of them turning up. Bruce Jenner us a shell of himself as he is being lead around on a leash by Momma Kardashian.
  2. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Because you have you TV presets set to all the wrong channels.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Their everywhere. They showed up on NFL playoff games
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Because they have nice tits.
  5. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    And big round butts.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    They were made for wide screen.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    I like big butts, and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the G she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Unless you're watching her sex tape or a Saints game, there really isn't any reason for her to be on anyone's TV.
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Every time they are on my TV, I toeally lose my appetite for cottage cheese.

    Needless to say, I haven't eaten cottage cheese for about five years.
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Seriously, I have never in my life watched any show which prominently featured any of the Kardassians, and would instantly either shut off, or throw a brick through, my TV if any ever came on, but I figured you can never go wrong with a Baby Got Back-jack.

    :D :D
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I never knew the words past the second line, and now I'm sorry I do.
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    It's a good thing I didn't paste any more of the lyrics; if you're upset at this part, you'd go nuts over the rest of it.
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