Whose life do you want?

Not to mention the fact that she looks like a dead ringer for Sheryl Crow.

 

The life I have, with a few tweaks, is just fine with me.

 

The bass player in U2, Adam Clayton. Rich, plays in a wildly successful band and he never speaks.

 

Every day is Christmas for me, Dickens. Sucker punching the boys in blue, tan and green is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

For some reason, I always do a double-take whenever a straight guy compliments another guy's looks. I know the times they are a changin' but still.

 

Elaine: You know, just because you think a man is good looking, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a homosexual.
George: It doesn't help.

 

Figures I'd get a Seinfeld reference tossed my way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

What else would you expect?

 

In that vein, I'd love to experience Larry David's life. He receives the Seinfeld residual money and Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of the funniest television programs of any era.

 

And he's crazy, too.

 

Well, considering he was the blueprint for the George Costanza character...

 

I want the life of any third string QB in the NFL. You have a nice salary, you get to be around the game that I love, you have access to the best workout facilities you can think of and you still get to tell people that you are a football player. Chances are you were a very good college player and have bounced around a little in the league, but you have the ability and the income to make your offseason home wherever you would like. Possibly the best part is that you don't have to worry about getting hurt because you might not ever get in a game.