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Who's going to Augusta?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Thanks for comin' out, Mar 25, 2008.

  1. If I remember the thread from last year, the best advice for first-timers is to wear your most prestigious golf shirt, switch things up with a pair of jorts and ask for autographs. Any other suggestions?
     
  2. butch

    butch Member

    Golf shoes are a must for all that grip and performance you'll need walking from the media center to the big oak by the first tee. Also to blend in with all the other idiot spectators wearing golf shoes.
     
  3. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Fixed.
     
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Chris Berman.
     
  5. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Solid.
     
  6. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Fucking-A right, Butch. I'm not snobby about much, but when I see a guy walking behind the ropes in golf shoes, I'm like, You're not fooling anybody, doofus.
     
  7. We were just talking about golf-shoe spectators yesterday. The best part about that is that even $150 golf shoes are absurdly uncomfortable.
    But to one-up everyone, how about the couple that both wears golf shoes. Sweet.
     
  8. OTD

    OTD Active Member

    Do those people wear spikes to a baseball game?
     
  9. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    Make sure to bring a green jacket
    No, but they wear a cup and helmet.
     
  10. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    By all means sneak in a camera and a cell phone with the ring tone turned up to the highest volume level. You're bound to make many new friends during the 60 seconds you're on the grounds.
     
  11. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    If you do this make sure the the ringtone is the CBS Masters music or something from Caddyshack
     
  12. ... or "You will not make this putt, you JACKASS!"
     
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