Who's creepier: Joe Simpson or Billy Ray Cyrus?

With every career "move" Miley Cyrus makes, Billy Ray gets creepier and creepier. That Vanity Fair thing was eight levels of skeevy.

Now I see he's hosting some horrible American Idol knockoff on NBC called "Nashville Idol," which is more evidence he's exploiting the hell out of his kid to regain some semblance of the fame he enjoyed during the Achy Breaky summer of '92.

So who's worse? The guy who ogles his daughter's mammoth breasts or the guy who portrays himself as the protective, been-there-done-that father who is nonetheless using his daughter to make himself viable again?

 

You're gloriously unhip, Moddy.

But that's why we like you.

 

Simpson, with Cyrus gaining ground.

 

He's got the wishy-washy mullet going on.



My hair is SORTA long in the front and on the sides, so it's not a mullet! Yet it's all even, proving that I'm moderately all-business and moderately all-partying!

What a skeev.

 

Holy crap. That will never get old, coming from you.

 

i think the cyruses went into this knowing the shelf life of a child star doesn't last all that long. i think all parties involved are in it to make every damn penny they can and live the rest of their lives unable to spend all that coin.

i think both cyruses dissapear in seven years, never to be heard from again ... which is the way (i think) the family planned it.

but maybe i'm giving them too much credit for being incred. smart.

 

Gotta give you credit, Tomas, for once. You nailed this for what it was months ago.

you're still tits on a bull useless, but hey you got one right.

 

tits is tits, my friend.

 

Leave Whitlock out of this, Tomas.