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Who would win a fight between Muslim extremists and the bears?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Oggiedoggie, Nov 4, 2009.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    THE BEARS!!!!

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/11/03/2009-11-03_bear_mauls_kills_two_highranking_muslim_separatists_hiding_out_in_cave_in_kashmi.html#ixzz0VukFEwQX

    Why have we been trying to use Navy SEALS? We need the Bears.
  2. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    Nice job, but shouldn't it be Da Bears.
  3. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    We need to send mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan.
  4. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

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  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Davey Crockett scoffs at the Mooslims.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

  7. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Gregggg Doyle.
  8. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Is Ditka driving?
  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Could have happened to Bin Laden a long time ago. Might explain where he's been.
  10. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.
  11. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member


    I have given my decision in Afghanistan a great deal of thought. I have consulted with generals, diplomats and world leaders. Military leaders were encouraged to speak openly about the situation and the choices we face. I watched the caskets of fallen service members return to American soil so that we would be reminded of the sacrifices that we have made and may need to make again. America cannot give up on Afghanistan. The Taliban cannot be allowed to return to power. A destabilized Afghanistan not only imperils its citizens, but threatens the safety of the free world. We will be sending 10,000 troops, 5,000 black bears, a Ditka and two mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan in the coming months.
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  12. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    do we really need the 10000 troops and 5000 black bears if we send ditka?
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