Who would be on your enemies list?

Seeing the White House enemies list on another thread got me thinking who would be on mine if I were President and wanted to negate the influence of certain people.

Jeff Zucker
Scott Boras
Lorne Michaels
all college football playoff opponents

 

Seth McFarlane
Ryan Seacrest
Michael Bay

More likely to be added later, but that's the first quick list.

 

I hate Ryan Seacrest. I mute the TV when he's talking on Idol.

I extremely dislike Will Ferrell. The guy is not funny. The only thing I've ever thought was humorous that he was in was The Producers, and I'm going to give more credit to Mel Brooks for that than anyone else.

 

My former boss
This guy in high school i hated
This guy in college i hated
Two of my journalism professors
Lord Voldemort

 

My hatred of Seacrest is that he pilots that ship of the damned called American Idol.

If only he would captain it into the Great Barrier Reef of Hell and it would never return, that would be WONDERFUL!

 

John Elway
Art Modell
Roy Williams (powder blue)
Tyler Hansbrough
Roger Clemens
Tim Couch
Hal Mumme
My kindergarten teacher, whose name I can't remember and who's probably well past dead anyway
The beancounters at every paper who are making stupid, short-sighted decisions

More to come.

 

Wenders is right...Will Ferrell is NOT funny. If he had been in "Blazing Saddles", I wouldn't have watched it.
So put him on my enemies list along with:

Ryan Seacrest.
Joan Rivers.
Rosie O'Donnell.
Scott Boras.
Regis Philbin.
John Elway.
Stuart Scott.
Andrea Kremer.
Tony Romo.

And I'm just getting started. ;D

 

Great thread idea. I'm going to have to ponder personal (like the fuckhead who knocked up my friend and split) vs. commercial enemies (like Charlie Weis, who I've never met but hate anyway), you know?

 

Jerramy Stevens
Christian Peter
Carlos Perez
Other rapists to be named later
People who hate hockey or tennis
Comic book haters
Harry Potter mockers
My father's zipper
Whoever wrote Catwoman

People recently removed
Sarah from HS who stole my boyfriend

 

Illinois Nazis

 

<---------- Judge Landis.

 

My former bosses
My mother