Who Won't You Miss...?

I'm sorry to admit this, but there is just something about Nicole Richie I find intriguing. I know she can be damn annoying on TV ... but I have a bad crush on her. The other two can just fall off the face of the Earth and I could care less.

Maybe my shrink was right I chase after women who need a savior. I knew that money and hours on the couch opening up was well spent.

 

I can't wish death upon an entire family, but wouldn't mind it if the Nutting put the Pirates for sale.

 

I'm throwing a three-kegger the day Barry Bonds dies.

EDIT: And Curtis Jackson (50 Cent).

 

Perhaps my question should have been refined a little (a thank you to those of you who say you do not wish anybody ill-will...I don't either, but...) I just got to wondering about people who are still here, who, if they died, would not generate any type of sympathic response, even in the least bit.

One colleague here said something about making a list of people they would not want to see make a comeback. But really, once folks like that die, comeback is irrelevant....That is why I phrased the question the way I did.

 

I've only toasted one person's death, and that was Arafat.

 

Donald Rumsfeld.

 

Just go away ... T.O., Rush, Kirstie Alley.

 

"but..." what?

"but..." the next thing you know you're driving 900 miles to Orlando in diapers and a wig packing a steel mallet and a BB gun?