Who was the advertising genius ...

What a name for a product! I heard a radio ad for this product about 20 minutes ago, and I damn near wrecked my truck.

http://www.fatwhacker.com/


I mean, come on. You gotta be kidding me, right?

 

... and what's the deal with airline food?

 

Is this thing on?

 

How about the advertising/marketing genius who told New York City area company Intelligent Energy to use the ad campaign (and phone number) 1-877-IVE-GOT-GAS (483-4684) to get people to switch to their gas company. Unfortunately I can't get just an image of the big "I've Got Gas" button they have on their website to post here:
https://www.infiniteenergy.com/OCS/pages/selectState.jsp

 

I use Boudreaux's. It is the all-time leading chaffed-ass medicine on the planet.

 

Why take diet pills when you can enjoy Ayds? Classic.

 

I heard a radio ad for a new pediatric thermometer. The slogan?

"No ears, rears or tears"

 

We should buy stock in Boudreaux's. We have two children -- a toddler and a baby -- and they get Boudreaux's every diaper change. Stuff works great.

 

It's no Triple Paste (which I think costs more than pure cocaine), but it is pretty good.