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Who wants to take a whack?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer made Kurt Cobain blow his brains out.
     
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer is the reason Canadians hate Nirvana.
     
  3. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer is what made Courtney Love a drug addict.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer will out you.
     
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer is the reason Larry Krystowiak left Montana.
     
  6. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

      In college, as a city summer rec program supervisor, my aides and I were trying to organize a soccer game for the kids who didn't take the bus to another site for a baseball game. One girl, about 10, responded thusly: "I don't wanna play soccer. Soccer's gay."
      I spared her the PC speech. I had enough problems with parents without bringing that shitstorm down on myself.
    In the spirit of the thread...
    Soccer sucks cock by choice.
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    :'( :'( :'( :'(
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer feeds trolls.
     
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer made Britney almost drop Baby Preston.
     
  10. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Soccer gives birth to trolls and THEN feeds them.
     
  11. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer made Britney marry Kevin and conceive children.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer made Moddy squeeze out jewelry on New Year's Eve. :-X
     
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