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Who wants to take a whack?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006.

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  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer causes gunts.
     
    sportschick, Jul 7, 2006
    #49
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer also causes fupas.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006
    #50
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    It's soccer's fault that I'm kicking it old-school.
     
    Songbird, Jul 7, 2006
    #51
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer framed Andy Dufresne for murder, not that cackling fag Elmo Blatch.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006
    #52
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    It's soccer's fault that the unibomber went crazy and moved to Montana.
     
    sportschick, Jul 7, 2006
    #53
  6. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer once taunted Big Happy Fun Ball ... and lived to tell about it.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006
    #54
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Basso and Ullrich weren't suspended for drugs, but rather for soccer.
     
    sportschick, Jul 7, 2006
    #55
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Soccer is that annoying little fucker in those foot fungus commercials, the dermaphrodite?

    Soccer created an annoying Applebee's ad campaign featuring two no-talent assclowns who do pathetic versions of beloved songs to shill for a 17th-rate restaurant. Check out their version of Rick Nelson's Garden Party and try to hold the vomit in your throat.
     
    Bubbler, Jul 7, 2006
    #56
  9. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member

    Soccer is why Chuck Norris won't cry.
     
    MertWindu, Jul 7, 2006
    #57
  10. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Soccer's so loose it would let Boots go back-door on it.
     
    Songbird, Jul 7, 2006
    #58
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer is what made Joe Mauer so soft.
     
    Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006
    #59
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer is the new Charlie Brown.

    Soccer is why Pedro is hurt, right in time for the All-Star break again.
     
    sportschick, Jul 7, 2006
    #60
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