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Who wants to take a whack?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

    We got motherfuckin' soccer!
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer is why Whitlock only has four posts.

    Soccer is why Ozzie called Marrioti (sp?) a fag.

    Soccer is why I can't get a date with guy who doesn't have tattoos and a drug habit.
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer doesn't like pie and chips.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer not only expected the Spanish Inquisition, it caused it.
  5. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "You're doing a heckuva job, soccie."
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer's tears could cure cancer. Too bad soccer never cries.
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer hates America.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Soccer don't care about black people.

    Betty Ford has been admitted to rehab for treatment of soccer addiction.

    Soccer accepted no money to play the role of the evil rubber ball on "The Prisoner."

    Whoever said, "if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball," obviously never played soccer-dodgeball.

    Soccer is the other man in the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills breakup.

    Soccer is the biggest attention whore on SportsJournalists.com.
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Soccer provided Barry Bonds with steroids

    Soccer broke up the Beatles

    Soccer thinks Chris Snow is a fucking stud

    Go fuck yourself, Soccer
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    But stay classy. ;)
  11. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    I want a t-shirt that says this.
  12. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer caused the Great Chicago Fire.
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