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Who wants to take a whack?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Jul 7, 2006.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member


    Soccer helped spnited survive the Dark Ages and the Depression.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, that one, too.

    Soccer bookmarked this site on d_b's computer.
  3. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Soccer caused The Fumble.
    Soccer caused The Drive.
    Soccer caused my friendly teasing of IJAG over soccer's causing of The Drive.
    Soccer caused IJAG's hate of me, too, for soccer's causing of me to tease her about The Drive.

    Oh, and soccer killed the radio star.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Soccer killed Morrie
    Soccer made Eddie Munster what he is today
    Soccer inspired Wob Pawker to go into journalism
    Soccer gave DJ Stuey his start in TV
    The five people you'll meet in heaven love soccer
    Soccer drives JRC to be the company it is
  5. Hurricane J

    Hurricane J New Member

    Because of soccer ... There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
    brothers in the instant replay.

    Because of soccer ... There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
    brothers in the instant replay.

    Because soccer exists ... There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
    run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.

    Because of the World Cup .. There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
    Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
    Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
    For just the proper occasion.

    Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
    Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
    women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
    Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
    will be in the street looking for a brighter day because of soccer.

    Because of soccer we will not be right back after a message
    about a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.

    You will not have to worry about a dove in your
    bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl because of soccer.
    Soccer will not go better with Coke.
    Soccer will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
    Soccer will put you in the driver's seat.

    God, I WISH soccer wouldn't be televised.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Soccer wouldn't hit it.

    Soccer wouldn't get a beer for Sam Rosen, much less his dog.
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Soccer made the Bush twins drink before they were legal.

    Soccer made various Congresspeople take money from Jack Abramoff.

    Soccer made my cat wake me up at 8 this morning. :p
  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Soccer made James Caan's punch look fake.

    Soccer made Luca Brasi sleep with the fishes.

    Soccer made Jack Woltz an offer he couldn't refuse.

    Soccer hopes your first child is a masculine child.
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