Who The Heck is Shorty?

If you were introducing her to Shotglass

Shottie I'd like you to meet my shawty shorty

 

I've only dated one girl who let me call her shorty.

 

Try calling me that in person, you, you, you, Englishman!

 

Along the same lines as guys callin' women their "boo" ...

I can't stand that.


Chorus 1:Usher
It started when we were younger and you were mine (my boo)
Now another brothers' taken over but its'
still in your eyes (my boo)
Even though we use to argue it's alright
(it's alright girl, that's okay)
And if we haven't seen each other in a while,
but you will always be my boo

 

I thought they were saying My boob

 

I had a girlfriend who swore she was 5-foot-2 3/4, and I kept saying she was 5-foot-1, at best. She was so mad, the next time she went to the doctor's office, she brought home a signed slip, saying she was 5-foot-2 3/4. What did I say to that? I called her a midget then went and played baseball.

 

Shocking that you haven't gotten laid for two years.

 

I knew you'd be the first to answer.

 

More shocking that it hasn't been longer.

 

Hopefully in June.

 

Wow, you're quick with the wit.