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Who needs fertilizer when you have afterbirth?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by novelist_wannabe, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Mom downloads tax deduction on the front lawn ...

  2. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Why is the mom still in the hospital a day later when she was standing up in the driveway when dad got home?

    My sister-in-law took a shower 60 minutes after giving birth to my nephew.

    Midwives are the way to go.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Guessing it was shock. The body handles that in weird ways.

    They probably just wanted to check her out. Rehabbing or whatever might not have been the right term.
  4. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    I'd agree. Except ours sucked.
  5. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

  6. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Please, please, please let's not turn this thread into a pissing match about the best way to give birth? Especially on a board that's heavily male?

    Anyway, I came about 15 minutes away from witnessing a sudden birth yesterday morning. I had just gone out for a run when I saw multiple cop cars and fire trucks, as well as an ambulance, but I didn't see the cars that had wrecked. Turns out, a neighbor told me, a woman had her baby in the front seat of the pickup truck, with the father delivering, or catching, as it were. The mom and baby were in the ambulance, but I saw the dad. Shocked doesn't begin to describe the look he had on his face.
  7. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I think she's recovering from the trama of the weedwhacker when daddy cut the cord.
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