Who needs a main course when there's all-you-can appetizers ...

I'll admit, if I have eaten their mozzarella sticks, I don't remember. But unless they have some sort of distasteful breading on them, I've got to question that. How do they taste so bad?

 

Watching their TV ad, there sure are a lot of hands grabbing, and I think the ad even says share with your friends. So they apparently are not policing how you eat and share. To do so would probably get some rapid bad PR.

 

I looove good cheese sticks, but even so I can only eat about 4 or 5 before I get tired of them. Can't imagine the writer could have made a worse choice of app. I would have gone with the boneless wings and eaten about 400 of them over 14 hours. And does her downloading the app to play Trivial Pursuit not constitute using the wi-fi? I was waiting for the part where she broke the guidelines and didn't get her week off.

 

The average newspaper sports desker scoffs at the amateurism of that Gawker writer.

 

Can we get anyone to give us a critical analysis of Coldplay albums?

 

She should have gone with the boneless wings. Four sauces -- buffalo, hot buffalo, garlic parm and bbq -- provides a wider array of flavors, plus they don't plummet in quality as fast as the cheesesticks when they get cold.

 

These two need a mutual slurpfest to convince each other they're edgy.