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Who makes you want to work out?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by WaylonJennings, Apr 2, 2008.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Maybe, but it woulda been sooooooooooooooooo much more funny :D
     
  2. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Well, yeah, there's a shitload of women in Westie's spank-bank that inspire it.

    On the other side of the coin there's the saying "I wanna look good naked." And for me, that was Brad Pitt in Fight Club, but now it's Daniel Craig in the last Bond movie. If you google "James Bond Workout" or "Daniel Craig Workout," you get a ton of hits.

    And I'll leave it at that so you guys can go nuts on the quote function.
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I've considered that, but I figure if they don't like me they way I am, fuck 'em.
     
  4. Grimace

    Grimace Guest

    Um, you might want to rephrase that last part. Doesn't make sense.
     
  5. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    TTIUWP
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Good point. Sounds like your way might be against the law.
     
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Anger and bitterness are great motivators. And working out is the only remotely productive thing I normally do in a given day.
     
  8. Understand that it's not, "Damn Jessica Biel is hot - I need to work out so I can get with a woman who has a body like that!!!"

    It's like, "Damn Jessica Biel is hot - I need to work out so I can be in shape like that, too!"

    I think there's a fine line between the two. One is totally hetero. The other makes me feel a teensy bit gay.
     
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    And let's not forget you were watching "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry." Which is wrong on several levels.
     
  10. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    Every time I'd see Bartolo Colon on the telly I would take a very brisk walk.
     
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    You semantical bastards!


    That might be a good name for a band. Or maybe just Semantic Bastards.
     
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    To the fridge?
     
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