Who is this woman? Kate Beckinsale?Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.

My step-dad, who's just in his mid-50s, is the same way as this guy.

It's funny listening to my sisters, a freshman and junior in high school, trying to explain to him who certain people/TV shows/whatever are.

 

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Great stuff.

 

My favorite part?

Only guy he's following? LeVar Burton. Fucking classic.

 

Father Kelly is pretty funny too

http://twitter.com/FatherKelly

You may have to be Catholic to get some of the humor

 

I've got this one. And the other one. Both hilarious.

 

bahahaha this was hilarious!! I loved this one:

Just got a call requesting that I bless a parakeet. I'm not making this up. I told them a 5th of scotch was usual payment. They bought it.

 

He's like the crazy uncle I never had.

 

thanks for making me laugh

 

Absolutely priceless. I don't even care if this dude faked it and made them up, they're hilarious. Especially this two-fer ...

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

The only thing that would make this perfect is if it were Spnited's Twitter feed.

 

"Fantasy team? What does that mean, fantasy team? You fantasize about these guys? My fantasy team is Sophia Loren and Salma Hayek. Now THAT'S a fucking fantasy team."

 

That's awesome.

 

My pops, who'll be 67 in December, would say Kate Beckinsale can suck as much as she wants.

And you know, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.