Who here has a crown?

Excellent idea, sir.

 

This thread has serious potential.

 

I have a crown...but I call it a tiara.

 

I think I would pay cash money to see IJAG in a tiara (fully clothed, you horndogs!), or curtsy, for that matter.

 

I developed my MILFtastic crush on Meredith Viera during my root canal. The dentist and his assistant were jibber jabbering so I just focused on The View. And I was like, damn, she's damn attractive.

Damn. Said too much again.

My mouth throbbed that night, but as far as lingering pain, my wisdom teeth surgery was far worse. My mouth hurt for days after that.

 

I think if I saw IJAG curtsy I'd faint.

I can't picture rough and tumble IJAG actually acting demure.

 

IJAG in her tiara. Now curtsying from her, silly boys!

 

Ask this guy about crowns:

 

Dammit! I curtsy all the time at work! Anytime anyone says something fake nice, I curtsy! I love to curtsy!

Goddammit, I am a delicate flower!

 

My God, someone just give her the red fucking scrunchie.

 

Fuck, yeah, you are.

 

Your dental insurance probably will pick up about half, but most likely it'll run you a couple of hundred. I hope you have a dentist who knows what they're doing; there are few things worse than not having it fit right. That one corner that's just a fraction too high is one of the more annoying things you'll ever encounter.

Good luck.