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Who have you stood in a urinal next to?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by friend of the friendless, Sep 11, 2011.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    In my case, 15 degrees. 8)
     
  2. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    Former Yankees reliever Jeff Nelson was relieving himself in the stall next to me at a Boston bar quite a few years back. A whole bunch of players were there. Nelson, Tim Raines, Luis Sojo, Graehme Lloyd and few others. Apparently me and my buddy just missed David Cone who left about a half hour before we got there ( he was pitching the next day).
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Guy on the show 'Storage Wars' just used the expression 'standing in the urinal' last night.

    Also, if you miss Cone in the urinal there's still a chance he'll show you his junk in the dugout.
     
  4. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Barry's red truck is cool, but if you stood it on its nose, it'd kinda look like a urnial.
     
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Nobody I can recall in front of, or in, a urinal but...

    ...I have been alone, buck naked in a Jacuzzi with Ozzy Osbourne.
     
  6. Brooklyn Bridge

    Brooklyn Bridge Well-Known Member

    I don't know if that is TMI or I want to hear the rest of the story.
     
  7. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    The truck:

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    I knew a guy who had a urinal installed in a house he was building, and I remember a member here saying he was thinking about installing one in a house he was remodeling, but I don't get it.

    Harder to clean and maintain, the smell catches up eventually no matter how many cakes, takes up a fair amount of space and it's not a great thing to have for resale value.

    But I do think Barry Weiss' truck is cool.
     
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  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Do you normally piss with an erection? Don't answer that one.
     
  9. SoCalDude

    SoCalDude Active Member

    Bill Walton at halftime of a game at Pauley that he was announcing and I was covering.
    I'm sure there are many others, having spent lots of time in press boxes over the years. While drinking after games with Jerry Buss, it seems inevitable that you'd wind up in the pisser at some point.
     
  10. I'm gonna go with TMI.
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    No, the point was, one doesn't need to crane his head down as far. And what guy doesn't first thing in the morning?
     
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