Who have you stood in a urinal next to?

Andy Rooney in a bathroom at the JFK Library, circa 2001. He was drunk. He said something to me but I forget what it was.

 

"Did you ever notice......?"

 

If this ever happens again, unzip slowly but loudly, and upon first pissing sound yell "All hail Galactus!"

 

Robin Roberts.

(The ex-Phillies pitcher, smartasses. )

 

Man, the coda is looking a bit like Godzilla, proportion-wise

 

'roids, brother.

'roids.

 

When I was a student at Kansas Univeristy, I once peed next to the Tan Man.

I never peek.

 

Just consider yourself lucky you never followed Mark Mangino the stall. Ain't enough bleach in the world to get the shit towel clean.

The best I can remember is walking in a bathroom at a golf major while Mike Wilbon was walking out. He appeared to be wearing swimming trunks and a golf shirt... not exactly PTI chic.

 

Former NFL punter Louie Aguiar before a football game while I was in high school. He was the special teams coach for the team we were playing that night.

Sounded like he had pretty good hang time.

 

Dick Vitale does, obviously!

(Seriously, though, I can vouch for the fact that Vitale can talk his way through an entire press-room piss, holding court like he's on TV.)

 

Wait, just as good as wha....ehhh.

Mark Cuban would probably be the most famous person I've pissed next to.