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Who hasn't stiffed lap dancers?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, Jun 18, 2007.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Fun with headlines, part 47896
    It isn't just newspapers that write bad headlines as Omaha station proves

    Iowa Man Accused Of Stiffing Lap Dancers
    CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- A West Burlington man faces theft charges in connection with failing to pay for lap dances.
    Continued on the link...
  2. Chad Conant

    Chad Conant Member

    You certainly can't accuse Pac-Man Jones of stiffing them.
  3. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    Ah, shit. I thought this was another Pac-Mac thread.

    Never mind. JBHawkeye should know more about this, since the guy lives in his coverage area.

    UPDATE: I can't believe this asshat would stiff dancers from The Lumberyard. You never stiff the dancers from The Lumberyard. They'll fuck you up. I've been there once and they scare the shit out of me.
  4. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    I've stiffed a few lap dancers... in the back room.! ;D

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I sit in the back because I'm cheap. And when I tell the women who sit on my lap I'm broke, they look at me like I invented gonorrhea.
  6. JackyJackBN

    JackyJackBN Guest

    No laprosy here. I'm not a fan of the adult diaper.
  7. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    I stiffed this stripper once. We were really drunk and she came back to my place and ... oh, stiffed, as in not paid ... nevermind.
  8. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I speak from experience here...in virtually every strip club I visited during my Navy days, you HAD to pay for the lap dance in advance. No money, no funny.

    So how did this guy get EIGHT lap dances without even paying for one? The stripper shoulda been all over dat! (ba-da-DUM!)
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I hope you got a shot. They aren't clean you know.
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Man, up here you don't get charged for stiffing a peeler for eight lappers: you get your ass kicked by the bouncers.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Maybe the guy thought the girls just liked him. Must not have had a good watch. A half-decent bouncer would have stripped that off right away.
  12. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    Hell, the guy probably lives down the street from me..

    You're right, he's lucky he didn't get a good ass-beating.
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