Who hasn't stiffed lap dancers?

Fun with headlines, part 47896
It isn't just newspapers that write bad headlines as Omaha station proves

Iowa Man Accused Of Stiffing Lap Dancers
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa -- A West Burlington man faces theft charges in connection with failing to pay for lap dances.
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http://www.ketv.com/news/13523300/detail.html

 

You certainly can't accuse Pac-Man Jones of stiffing them.

 

Ah, shit. I thought this was another Pac-Mac thread.

Never mind. JBHawkeye should know more about this, since the guy lives in his coverage area.

UPDATE: I can't believe this asshat would stiff dancers from The Lumberyard. You never stiff the dancers from The Lumberyard. They'll fuck you up. I've been there once and they scare the shit out of me.

 

I've stiffed a few lap dancers... in the back room.! ;D

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

 

I sit in the back because I'm cheap. And when I tell the women who sit on my lap I'm broke, they look at me like I invented gonorrhea.

 

No laprosy here. I'm not a fan of the adult diaper.

 

I stiffed this stripper once. We were really drunk and she came back to my place and ... oh, stiffed, as in not paid ... nevermind.

 

I speak from experience here...in virtually every strip club I visited during my Navy days, you HAD to pay for the lap dance in advance. No money, no funny.

So how did this guy get EIGHT lap dances without even paying for one? The stripper shoulda been all over dat! (ba-da-DUM!)

 

I hope you got a shot. They aren't clean you know.

 

Man, up here you don't get charged for stiffing a peeler for eight lappers: you get your ass kicked by the bouncers.

 

Maybe the guy thought the girls just liked him. Must not have had a good watch. A half-decent bouncer would have stripped that off right away.

 

Hell, the guy probably lives down the street from me..

You're right, he's lucky he didn't get a good ass-beating.