Who gets the little pink house?

Maybe she got tired of his small town?

 

nudgenudgewinkwink

 

like

 

This was all that he's learned about living?

 

*insert witty song lyric reference here*

 

Is that like, "hedgoeshereandhereandhere"?

 

hedgehogs go where?

 

He fights alimony, alimony always wins.

 

I've got nothing, so I thought I'd post this image from the hillbilly-rific Hurts So Good video.

 

And he saw his marriages burn up
like paper in fire

 

and bubbler inserts a new phrase into chef's verbal dictionary; Hillbilly-riffic.

Well done.

 

She must've finally put on her glasses