Whitlock displays penis....envy in latest column

. . . or Bea Arthur.

 

The guy's tongue was firmly planted in his cheek the whole piece. Dave Barry might not be worried right now, but it was humorous none-the-less.

 

as someone who last covered the nba in the 1982-83 season -- gosh, am i ancient -- may i ask: is oden supposed to be of phil ford proportions? ??? ??? ???

back in the day, even hulks like darryl dawkins held point-guard ford in awe.

imagine how inadequate this jewish white boy felt.... took years of therapy to respond. just taught me i have to, you know, work harder.

 

Or, perhaps, do more with less?

 

well, ain't that the same thing? ??? ??? ???

 

I'm just stunned shockey's posting about his own sex life and not his son's.

8) 8) 8) ;D ;D 8) 8) ;D

(OH COME ON IT HAD TO BE DONE!)

 

thanks for noticing, ijag. as you noted, i've gone mum on little man's sex life -- mainly because he has one. now that it's reality, my lips be sealed, gf. 8)

 

hey, buster, i didn't bring him up. she started it, dammit! 8) :

 

I don't think he was talking about your son.

 

Sez you ... Apparently you have to be a drug-addled '60s hack to be considered a counter-culture genius.

 

my bad. : :-[ :-[ :-[ :