Whitlock displays penis....envy in latest column

21,

I say this with love. But 21-year-olds can make it work even if they don't know what its full capabilities are. Plus, they're trainable.

 

And, you got a screen name out of the experience, as well.

 

Sounds like Greg would be out of luck with Gov Spitzer's girlfriend and now NY Post Ashley Dupre:

http://www.nypost.com/p/lifestyle/dating/sleeping_with_mister_big_UO3aT3mq607k2rHyEFCXCM

," but I did think, “How is that thing going to fit inside me and feel good?” I mean, I didn’t know they made them like that! It was like 12 inches long and the width of a 5-liter Poland Spring bottle. I didn’t want any part of it."

 

Also with love, and teetering on the precipice of TMI:

McDonalds drive-thru Big Mac versus filet.
Beer Pong versus Cristal.

Sometimes McDonalds is just exactly what you want and need, but pretty soon....is that all there is?

As for being trainable....maybe civilian guys, but not athletes.

 

I'm not saying it's an either/or. I'm saying it's not like it takes years of work to make it functional.

 

Agreed.

But you have to admit, 'functional' isn't exactly a compliment.

'Was it good, baby??'
'Oh yeah, totally functional...'

 

Drop the end in "funtional" then you have something.

 

Thank you sir.

 

Fair enough. But sometimes functional serves its purpose

 

Functional is something you take for granted, until it's not.

 

Exactly.