Whitlock displays penis....envy in latest column

So what as long as that's who he is? Do people whine about Hunter Thompson's drug-addled, bizarro, nut case schtick? How about Kerouac's drug- and alcohol-fueled, stream-of-conscious beatnick schtick? And the list of "unrepentant misogynist" writers is a long one with guys like Ernest Hemingway and Norman Mailer leading the way.

The writers who lose me are the ones who first figure out the politically correct position and then work backwards to play to the crowd.

 

You know, I can be entertained by some stupid, awful things too. But I have the self-awareness to know that they are bad.

 

Nothing new here that Roy Blount didn't write about in his great "73 Steelers book. Whitlock is fat, and that's derivative, too.

 

Back in the early SJ days I still remember Jones relaying the story of having to interview Jim Fregosi while his purple hued member was eye level .

I was repulsed for weeks.

 

If a jealous ex-girlfriend sold those to make Oden sweat, then she's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Ladies will be lining up for Greg now for more reasons than his youth, money and looks. The line will just have to start a foot away, that's all.

 

His youth and looks? Greg Oden looks like he's 56 years old.

 

Your youth and looks go but you gain other large benefits when you hit 50. Why do you think you see so many young ladies with older men.

 

Cause they like guys that drive Hummers

 

That too. 8)

Seriously, how old is Oden? He's a boy, has no idea how to use that thing. Give him twenty or thirty years to figure it out, then it's worth something.

 

Greg Oden looks like Ossie Davis' older brother.