White trash

I post this because I used to work in this community (for this paper), I am familiar with the man in the picture, but mainly, because it's hilarious ...

http://www.news-tribune.net/local/local_story_169140211.html



"Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

 

My favorite magazine cover ever:

 

On that White Trash note...

I was in a Walmart SuperCenter yesterday (sorry, Target was 2 miles down a clogged road)... 103 on the heat index.

Let's just say that, for scenic purposes, no one should EVER go to a WalMart on a 103 heat index day. I saw cracks and folds of skin that I didn't even know existed...

 

... and then you looked up and noticed there were other people around?

 

well played, NW.

 

I find this incredibly intriguing.

 

Totally unrelated, but that picture makes me think of the younger son of my father's second wife (I refuse to call any of them step anything), who I will refer to as the little shit for the rest of this story.

Little shit was 13 when my older brother got married. It was supposed to be a secret that my brother and his bride were staying in the same hotel as the rest of the family. Somehow the little shit found out what room they were in and was knocking on their door at 6 a.m. the morning after the wedding.

My brother and I caught him and put him in a big garbage can head first. My mother, who was not used to seeing her sons get along and not fond at all of the little shit, wore an expression of contentment I have rarely seen on her face. Ah, good times.

 

Except for, you know, littering and public intox.

 

Isn't this where someone usually makes a comment like : "Hey is that Pallister or BYH?"

 

Apparently, yes it is.

 

My only question is whether drunken lawyers should go in the trash bin or recycling bin.