Which reality cooking show would you be good on?

Soo ... which show would you be good on?

And if you select other, tell us why.

 

Hell's Kitchen only because I wouldn't be the one to be afraid to take a frying pan upside that guy's head the second he screamed in my face.

I can cook pretty well, but I'll be damned if someone is going to scream in my face when I do it.

 

Which one is about hard-boiled eggs and macaroni and cheese?

 

I agree, Kevin. I think I'm a good cook. And every episode, when they're asked to come up with something to cook, I always have a better idea than them (in my mind).

 

Whichever one involves making cookies, lots and lots of cookies.

 

Other: Making Reservations.

 

I nominate Mikey for "Cereal Wars"

 

I cook a mean bowl of cereal. Any flavor.

 

Iron Chef. I know, I know, it's not really a 'reality' show. But damned if I wouldn't be able to do whatever the hell I wanted and have some ditsy Japanese chick fawn over it.

 

Top Chef.

Though I'd demand that they allow me to wear an oversized chef's hat in the "ooohh, isn't this sexy/funky?" opening credits.

 

I don't know the name of it, but there's a hot blonde who always stops for a cocktail well before the food is done.