Which Major Leaguer Are You (Quiz Inside)?

Brandon Webb.

 

I'm Vlad Guerrero.

 

Webb.

 

Soriano. I f-ing hate the Cubs.

 

Vlad Guerrero.

And the description says I have a 'canon' for an arm.

Hmmmm.

 

So you can throw the remote, too?

 

Yep, and barf in the air sickness bags on airplanes, too.

 

Yup. I got Vlad too, apparently because i can throw the remote.

 

I play catch on the plane. I think I'll do that on my way to Minnesota. I just hope my date will speak to me afterward.

 

Date? Did I miss something?

 

Relax. It's not for another seven months. She's got plenty of time for other plans to spring up.

 

At the risk of covering ground that's already been covered, please give me the short version of this story.

I am intrigued. And I promise not to talk about lemon pudding and toenails anymore.