Which came first, KFC or the fish?

In addition to grits in the morning, some McDonald's also sells soup. I guess they're trying to show variety like that other clown - Jack in the Box.

 

KFC up here doesn't sell mashed potato bowls. Am I missing something?

 

Yes...................Indigestion!

 

The McPorker?
Why aren't you in marketing?

 

I like them enough, but then I mix my meat and starches a lot anyway. Chicken strips, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn and cheese. It's almost like a reimagined poutine, though admittedly I've never had the real thing.

 

Makes poutine sound like health food. Yikes.

 

For an extra $1 they'll pre-chew it for you.
For an extra $2, you can give your entire gastro-intestinal tract a break and have them dump directly into the toilet.

 

I always pay the extra $2.

 

No.

 

TTWUWOP!



The shredded cheese does it for me. I could handle it until they put cheese on it.

 

Some people would eat a deep-fried turd if you put enough salt in it and guaranteed them the turd they got in Wilimington, Del., would taste the same as the turd they got in Santa Clarita, Cal.

 

That is absolutely disgusting.

I'd rather have a plate of sauteed lambs brains.