Which came first, KFC or the fish?

This is KFC's first foray ever into fish.

And the term Fish Snacker seems as dirtier than Pink Taco, doesn't it?

 

No, my mom said I could stay home today. She doesn't like the sound of my cough, and said it's probably better than spreading it around a classroom. But I've got my times table flashcards, and my social studies book so I can memorize the Bill of Rights. We've got a big quiz next week, and I want to get a star on the poster hanging over the blackboard.

 

Don't forget, The Price is Right comes on in 50 minutes.

 

Followed by, on the east coast, the midday news with a sexy talking head.

 

Near me all the KFCs have joined with Long John Silver's, so now its both restaurants under one roof.

 

In Texas, many of the LJS stores merged with A&W hamburger joints.

 

I have KFC/Pizza Huts and KFC/LJSs around here. Used to be a couple of KFC/A&W, and one KFC/A&W/LJS that I think went out of business, so if you want to see one of those, you're SOL.

 

Two words I'd never associate with each other?

 

Not here, at least. The anchor makes Kara Wolters' choppers look tiny.

 

And agreed, BBAM. Last-hour Hardee's biscuits are like playing Russian Roulette with your digestive system. Usually the biscuits are harder than Brian Peppers at a Harry Potter book signing, and the eggs are colder than Anna Nicole Smith.

And if you think those jokes are offensive, try an Ultimate Omelette biscuit at 10:29 a.m. and see what happens.

 

Amen to that!

They were orders of magnitude better than the Whopper (which have the same ingredients). It was a sad day when McD's stopped making them (I think sometime in 1991).

 

Looks like this KFC in New York is reaching out to a new customer base.



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