Where will Favre end up?

A. Green Bay
B. Minnesota
C. Tampa Bay
D. Miami
E. Atlanta
F. Kansas City
G. Back home in Mississippi.

 

H. Peter King's lap

 

I: Ménage à trois with King and Madden.

 

Fuck, why didn't I think of...EWWW I just did!

 

I'm thinking Tampa, but then I wonder, how many QBs can you possibly carry on a roster, Gruden? He'd have a whole practice squad of them.

As a Vikings fan, I actually hope he stays and causes a distraction for awhile in Green Bay.

 

I think Tampa would be out of the mix.

Why?

Gruden gets a hard-on over watching his QB's squirm around him.

Favre would get one diagram of Chuckie's system, yell at his wide-outs and say, "Boys........go deep"

 

Sprinkled in the end zone at Lambeau Field.

 

You know who I blame for all this bullshit?
THE DAMN MADDEN CURSE!
It strikes again!

 

If only Favre would fall victim to that and get hurt, then all this shit would be over

 

Favre will be offered double his existing contract to go away.

He ain't going back to play for the Packers. That bridge's been burned.

Favre has the right to turn in his reinstatement letter and report to camp, but the Green Bay brain trust would never allow Napoleon to march ashore at Golfe Juan. Nor would they allow Napoleon to command the British Army at Waterloo. The General will be sent into exile in St. Helena, Mississippi.

 

G.