Where was Roger Clemens last night?

I'm actually glad he wasn't there.

There's no telling what kind of reaction he'd get. But Miss Suzyn (or however she spells it) would have been crying and sniffling the whole time.

 

Was that last night?? Goddamn, I misremembered.

Deb, I told her, I said "Deb, we gonna get to that game?" And yeah, we were goin, except for Pettitte was pitching and Deb weren't too happy about that.

Went bowling instead.

 

Who beat?

 

I thought you were with another 15 year old country singer.

 

Awesome.

 

I was disappointed Mickey Rivers wasn't included with the center fielders.

 

Well, we dint finish, on account of me just learnin. Hell, how'm I gonna know you don't throw the dang ball at them pins?? Rolling, what the hell kinda game is that.

 

Agreed - it might have been ugly on such a "happy happy" night.

 

He probably got busy playing three card monte in Manhattan and forgot about it.

 

Were Hideki Irabu and Ed Whitson there?

 

They were beer vendors.

 

Good. Irabu certainly doesn't have the chops to be a peanut vendor.